Horrible Ideas

Here are some horrible ideas....

1.)Give yourself a homemade tattoo with a toxic silver pen
2.) Boil water and spill it on yourself
3.) Bash your head with a hammer
4.) Anger a cannibal
5.) Have your best friend run over you with a steam roller
6.) Swallow vanilla bath beads
7.) Lodge your head into a toilet bowl
8.) Piss off O.j Simpson
9.) Spray a bottle of air freshener up your nose
10.) Get run over by an ostrich